shitposting mathematician

[shitposting mathematician]

[frawgs]

life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

[protectcosette]

if you don't know where to go, just wander! go to the store and don't buy anything, go to the library just to sit and do whatever you were going to do at home, go to a park and just walk around/sit outside for a bit (weather permitting, of course)

just put some headphones in and walk around the block a couple times if you really have nothing else to do, just getting a bit of air and change of scenery is so good for you

[anotherfagontheinternet]

me the first few weeks of forcing myself to go on daily walks (it gets better tho)

[spacelazarwolf]

i really need tumblr to learn the concept of “if you physically cannot do this then this post is not talking about you” because jesus christ.

[spacelazarwolf]

@a-spectacular-pigeon you get it.

[shitposting mathematician]

[foone]

the second worst thing about the recent surge (no pun intended) in robotgirl posting is that I'm a reverse engineer, and an asexual one at that. if I met a robotgirl we wouldn't have weird sex, I'd open up all her panels and take pictures of her PCBs and figure out what all the chips are and dump her EEPROMs and hard drive image and upload this to archive.org

[foone]

the worst thing is that most of you robot girl posters would enjoy it

[hypnotizedpuppyabby]

yeah, we would

[trans-mouse]

"If I met a robot girl I wouldn't fuck her, I'd just make the most explicit pornography possible and post it publicly on archive.org"

[internet--archive]

I'm pretty sure I've already seen that robot girl posted in our restricted collection

[foone]

yeah and who do you think uploaded it?

[shitposting mathematician]

[charlottan]

pokemon single moms will raise their child in a quaint neighborhood of three houses and one of the nations leading laboratories

[zadle]

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities

[shitposting mathematician]

[sukimas]

VS.

[shitposting mathematician]

[dasloddl]

[shitposting mathematician]

[yorickish]

classical chinese guys taking the shittiest drugs known to man and having impressive gay sex with each other

[shitposting mathematician]

[scramratz]

[shitposting mathematician]

[parksrway]

does anyone have that picture of that fucked up looking white kitten that looks like this

[professorupdog]

Her name is Nimbus and she grew up to look like this

[shitposting mathematician]

there are five genders. kingfisher, bee-eater, roller, motmot, and tody

[shitposting mathematician]

[pillsburysoyboy]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[pillsburysoyboy]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[griffonatrix]

i am going to demolish my followers on the battleground of rock-paper-scissors

[ozi-uwu]

You better be rebloging you little shits

[pillsburysoyboy]

Too fucking bad

[esoteric-merit]

that's what sideblogs are for. If you know your followers won't appreciate horniness, make a blog just for the horniness.

[pillsburysoyboy]

No. Go horny on main. I’d they can’t handle you at your boobies they don’t deserve you at your shitposts.